Marvelous Masked Mower Serial

Bzzz!  Bzzz-ap!  Come in children of the past!  This is me, Dan from the year 2021, transmitting to you from the future with an important (and entertaining) message!  In the year of 2009, Todd and I will unleash upon the land the greatest comic book ever known, even better than X-Babies!  The adventures of the Marvelous Masked Mower will enlighten and embiggen the Earth young people, causing mass evolution by the year 2012!  It will achieve Holy Book status soon after, and eventually become a Saturday Morning Cartoon, ushering in a renaissance in that medium not seen since '86!  Earth's greatest PR agency landed super special guest scripter, God (whose existence is proved by 2015, much to his dismay as his popularity dropped significantly, but he's still a good draw) to do the novelization.  Due to copyright laws that won't be invented for another decade, I can't broadcast the cartoon, nor display the comic... but holy loop-holes!, I can send Yahweh's Novelization back through time.  Look for the serialized Adventures of the Marvelous Masked Mower every Saturday Morning throughout the summer, and enjoy some Fruity Pebbles, a fat bong, and a Cola of yer choice.  Bzzz!  Good luck, children of the past (yer gonna need it!)... I'll see you in the future!  Bzz-ap!  *End Transmission*